Lamest ways to die in a video game

One of the first, and harshest, lessons you learn when attempting to master your favorite games is how often — and in how many varied and unexpected ways — you die. Some of these deaths are so frustratingly absurd, you consider dropping the controller and taking up a new and personally-insulting hobby. We’re here to dredge those up, and probably some unpleasant behind-the-controller memories on your part: